>You were looking for a substitute for sweets to help offset
>the annoying tendencies of your co-worker - how about a .45
>calibre handgun?}(
:+ :+ :+ :+SHELLEY YOU'RE TOO DAMN FUNNY:+ :+ :+ :+another co-worker any myself CRACKED UP SO LOUD over this....that particular co-worker may be very annoying but I don't want to go to jail on account of her.
I prefer a beebee gun for my annoying coworkers - just enough to give 'em a big bruise, but not enough to get a life sentence. }(
...Oh, but I should mention this tactic may get you fired, even if you don't end up in jail. Unless, of course, your boss also finds this coworker to be annoying. In which case, you could be looking at a nice promotion. Just try go with the office politics whenever using any kind of gun in the office, okay?
Thanks for the suggestion Emily, but she's so old a bebe gun may blow her away for good and I'll still wind up behind bars.
I got an idea, since I won't be eating junk I can look at her like rock candy and try to bite her, right? I won't swallow the skin b/c that would be cheating, bite & spit out.