benvonwojo
Cathlete
Today I was having breakfast with my mom and her husband. We decided to share funny stories.
1. When I was younger I used to ride my 10-speed bike no handed. Well, one day I put my hands into my pockets. The pockets had zippers that zipped closed from top to bottom. The zippers worked their way closed around my wrists and my hands were trapped. I slowed down to stop but ended up careening into a parked car (ours). I ended up on the hood laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
2. My mom's husband was driving down WEstern Ave many years ago late at night. He passed a liquor store where a car cut him off coming out of the driveway without looking for traffic. My stepfather gave him the finger. The guy got out of the car at the next stoplight and showed my stepfather a cook county badge. My stepfather pulled out his dept of treasury badge and the guy apologized profusly and walked back to his car and drove off.
3. I was walking the dog (big german shepherd) and we were standing with our backs to an empty 55 gallon drum. Someone walked up (we didnt notice them) and dropped some glass bottles into the garbage can and the dog got so scared he did a 180 in the air.
Anyone else have funny stories to share?
Suzanne
1. When I was younger I used to ride my 10-speed bike no handed. Well, one day I put my hands into my pockets. The pockets had zippers that zipped closed from top to bottom. The zippers worked their way closed around my wrists and my hands were trapped. I slowed down to stop but ended up careening into a parked car (ours). I ended up on the hood laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
2. My mom's husband was driving down WEstern Ave many years ago late at night. He passed a liquor store where a car cut him off coming out of the driveway without looking for traffic. My stepfather gave him the finger. The guy got out of the car at the next stoplight and showed my stepfather a cook county badge. My stepfather pulled out his dept of treasury badge and the guy apologized profusly and walked back to his car and drove off.
3. I was walking the dog (big german shepherd) and we were standing with our backs to an empty 55 gallon drum. Someone walked up (we didnt notice them) and dropped some glass bottles into the garbage can and the dog got so scared he did a 180 in the air.
Anyone else have funny stories to share?
Suzanne