Lady Vol Fan
Cathlete
If you have ever taken a break from Cathe and prepared to restart...
With apologies to John Waite
But it had to be done...
"Every time I think of Cathe
I always catch my breath
And I'm still stretching here
With your workouts shelved away
But kettlebells are why I left
But there's your evil laugh that's echoing
Through my frozen heart tonight
I hear Cathe's name in Watulan circles
And it always makes me smile
I spend my time
Checking daily deals
And filling and emptying my cart
But it's my glutes that are quaking
Reading this Rock bottoms rotation
I ain't missing Cathe at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing her
No matter
What my biceps say
There's a message in this thread
And I'm working on my rotation tonight
You don't know how much substituting I have done
Or lowered my step height
In Cathe's world I am a weakling
Though I'm trying hard to modify
And it's my heart that's breaking
Thinking of all those reps tonight
But I ain't missing Cathe at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing Cathe
No matter what my thighs say
And there's a rotation that I'm typing up
Like nothing she posted on her forum
And if I can't bridge this distance
Combining Cathe and Tracie
Then I won't be missing her at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing Cathe
No matter what my Watulans say
I ain't missing Cathe (I ain't missing Cathe)
No way"
*Watulan is a nickname for a group at video fitness named in honor of our furfriend, Watula, who passed away.
With apologies to John Waite
But it had to be done...
"Every time I think of Cathe
I always catch my breath
And I'm still stretching here
With your workouts shelved away
But kettlebells are why I left
But there's your evil laugh that's echoing
Through my frozen heart tonight
I hear Cathe's name in Watulan circles
And it always makes me smile
I spend my time
Checking daily deals
And filling and emptying my cart
But it's my glutes that are quaking
Reading this Rock bottoms rotation
I ain't missing Cathe at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing her
No matter
What my biceps say
There's a message in this thread
And I'm working on my rotation tonight
You don't know how much substituting I have done
Or lowered my step height
In Cathe's world I am a weakling
Though I'm trying hard to modify
And it's my heart that's breaking
Thinking of all those reps tonight
But I ain't missing Cathe at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing Cathe
No matter what my thighs say
And there's a rotation that I'm typing up
Like nothing she posted on her forum
And if I can't bridge this distance
Combining Cathe and Tracie
Then I won't be missing her at all
Since she's been shelved away
I ain't missing Cathe
No matter what my Watulans say
I ain't missing Cathe (I ain't missing Cathe)
No way"
*Watulan is a nickname for a group at video fitness named in honor of our furfriend, Watula, who passed away.
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Very clever!!
