Female comebacks(laugh of the day)

[acatalina]

Female comebacks

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:
I'm a female impersonator.



Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:
Do not enter.


Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:
Unfertilized


Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman:

Sorry, there are no services today.


Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
But would you stay there?



Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Thought we could use a good laugh.
Have you ever had these tried on you?
Anne

http://www.picturetrail.com/acatalina

 

[alsrnbsn]

Too funny!!! I wish I could remember these if the time ever came up!

 

[wlorrie]

Lovee it!
Lorrie

 

[fit_fairy]

Good one!! Thanks for the laugh!


Catherine

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[Ciddy]

That is too funny. I just sent an e-mail to all my female co-workers with that list. They thought it was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[0 Push ups]

I don't get them???????? :+

 

[acatalina]

Bill, they are bad pick up lines!!!!

Guess you have to be a woman to understand.

Anne
http://www.picturetrail.com/acatalina