EWW! Worst Bathroom Story Ever

Bunbun this is really disgusting, I can't believe that someone would have the nerve to do this

Ok...not a bathroom story...but a "doody" story just the same. And, honestly, I think it's pretty hilarious.

A friend of a friend (and that friend's friends) were travelling to Florida for vacation. Their car got a flat in a remote area of South Georgia and they had to call a tow truck to come and change the tire. Well, one of the girls REALLY had to go to the bathroom. Her friends told her to go on the side of the car since it was so remote and they were sure no one would see her. She does...no problem. So the tow truck shows up, consults with the girls, walks around the car, changes the tire and walks back up to the girls with a puzzled look on his face. They ask him what the problem is and he told them he stepped in dog s*&^. The girls start cracking up. He asks them what is so funny and they tell him that he didn't step in dog s*&^, he stepped in her s*&^ and pointed at the girl that had to go so badly...needless to say they were on their way to spring break I am quite certain there was alcohol involved.

Kinda gross, but I must admit I was ROTFLMAO when I heard it.
 
I agree, this is one of the most disgusting stories I have ever heard. The title should have been warning enough for me not to read this while I was eating but I did anyway!

Here's the my bathroom story, more funny than gross.

A very dear friend of mine has a rational fear of public restrooms and does the hover over the toilet seat thing when using it. She was at the fair and ended up having to use a port-a-potty. For whatever reason, it was difficult for her to maintain a squat position so she held on to the side of the wall to balance herself. When she got done she looked over and saw that she had been holding on to the urinal! Ewwww!
 
Eww! Those port-a-potties are the worst. Actually, the worst was a gas station bathroom that I recently was forced to use out of desperation. Bathroom floors are all gross. I think I read somewhere recently that women putting their purses on the floor is a common way that bacteria from bathrooms spreads and causes illness.
 
I am so glad I wasn't eating when I opened this thread.:)
I went to Nogales Mexico one summer to just hang out and shop. We enter this bar w/ pool tables. My companion starts ordering drinks (he's 18, I'm 15) and playing pool and I scout out the bathroom. I open the door and the toilet is yellow (when it used to be white), leaking from the bottom and has crusty brown stuff on the sides. Needless to say, we were in Mexico for 9 hours and I refused to "cop a squat" until we crossed the border.

My husband works w/ a large number of a certain race. He said that NONE of them use kleenex. They just hold down one side of their nose and blow. Whether they are in the toilet area, by the sink or on the sidewalk.
 
<<My husband works w/ a large number of a certain race. He said that NONE of them use kleenex. They just hold down one side of their nose and blow. Whether they are in the toilet area, by the sink or on the sidewalk. >>

Ok, that must just be a local cultural thing. My office is really mixed as far as cultures and races--black, white, Asian, Hispanic. We actually have people from all over the world, including Russia, Italy, Israel, Mexico, and Korea, and none of them blow their nose like that.
 
I think the Walmart bathrooms are the worst. Disgusting. My kids say stuff like this happens at the middle school alot - especially girls smearing their flow on the walls.

I have a large mental facility near me and one of my friends works there. Back when he first started, he was a guard and said this stuff happened all the time. Maybe that's the problem - a lot of mentally ill people out on the loose! He also mentioned that they would throw their feces or monthly flow on the guards sometimes. eww Marnie
 
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