Not in my neighborhood either! There's a really nasty b-word that lives next door. She looks like a cross between Courtney Love and Alf, with an extra 50 lbs. (no wonder she's so nasty).
The woman who lives behind us is very nice, but looks to be about 20 years older than she really is - plus she talks like she has no teeth, but she has them all as far as I can tell. Her husband is pretty easy-on-the-eyes and I haven't exactly figured out that pairing up yet.
I think the house across the street is some sort of retirement home, but haven't figured out what the deal is over there either. Funny...you'd think after living here for 8 years, I'd have a clue.
As far as identifying with any of the housewives, I'd have to say the only one that has any of my personality traits is Susan. Although I'd never let my relationship with my daughter get that casual.