Hi Firmscorpio,
I'm in the same boat as far as having NOBODY to hang out with. I recently found
http://www.meetin.org/city/MEETinTAMPABAY/index.cfm?Group=MEETinTAMPABAY&Rem=2 (if that doesn't work, try
www.meetin.org and go from there). Of course, you'd probably want to change the city unless you're in Tampa - that's over on the left side of the page.
I don't know where you live - Some of the larger cities are well-established and have get-togethers all the time. When I first found this, there was nothing going on with the Tampa group, but it seems to be picking up (actually it was confusing 'cause they would list get-togethers from other cities, I suppose to show us how much fun we could be having?). They just had their first get-together here and are in the process of planning a couple more. Since I missed the first one, I can't say anything for sure, but they look like and seem to be very normal people. Obviously, any time you're meeting people through the internet, you have to be careful of predators, but I'll assume you're an adult with common sense and leave that to you. I personally wouldn't meet any of them alone for the first time, but a group in a public place seems ok.
I also read the local free "what's going on around town" type paper - I think every city has at least one (usually available in places like Starbucks). I found an ad for a group called "Hash House Harriers". They have groups all over the country (probably outside the country too). They describe themselves as a drinking club with a running problem. Basically, it's something active followed by something social. Unfortunately for me, I'm NOT a runner at all, and I'm not much of a drinker anymore either. They do seem to have non-running parties, but I still havne't decided about this one. I don't know the website off-hand, but google it if you're interested, and search by city.
Other than that, I've been thinking about a smaller gym or yoga classes, but I haven't done that yet either. In the meantime, these boards sure do help. I hope it's ok to post this here, but I'll assume a moderator will remove it if it's not. I also hang out at videofitness.com (
http://forum.videofitness.com/) and YaYa's (which I think started as people interested in "The Firm", but it's expanded way beyond that now). Their address is
http://p199.ezboard.com/bfirmbelivers but I think you have to sign up even just to lurk there. I never posted anything anywhere until we relocated, but it's been a lifesaver. I'd say it gives the illusion of having friends, but I'm not sure it's any less valid than some of the face-to-face friends I've had. I'm not sure about YaYa's, but there are people at videofitness.com who get together sometimes (some large formal outings to a fitnss event, but other people just get together in their home towns). Good luck! Lots of us relocate these days, so you're not as alone as you feel