<--- Days away I still feel you...

<--- is LHAO at the mental image of Beavs in Depends and paper towel armour:p
<--- is wondering where Melissa is gonna hide in the frozen fish?
<--- just discovered the PB aisle
<--- wonders if anyone has a spoon?
 
<--- slides into thread slipping and tripping over the cocktail weenies and dried beans
<--- just finished B&G and wants to puke
<--- hasn't done that one in eons and boy, her performance was pathetic
<--- needs to shower and take off for the horsepistol
<--- wishes she could stay here and play in the grocery store aisle
<--- would really like to hide in a walk-in cooler for awhile to cool off her ham hocks and butt roast
 
<---BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Beavs in Depends and paper towel armor... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :7
<---can't even follow proper arrow thread form when thinking of Beavs in Depends and paper towels ;)
<---finds Melissa in the freezer case amonst the salmon steaks and tilapia filets
<---pulls her out of the freezer and takes her to the deli to stand in front of the rotisserie chickens to warm up
<---grabs a hot chicken and lobs it across the store
<---hears a muffled "OOF!", but isn't sure who <--- hit :eek:


ETA
<---is sorry Catherine has a tummy ache
<---traipses into the pharmacy and grabs some Pepto for her
 
<--- sneaks out of pet food aisle
<--- sees Beavs in Depends & paper towels
<--- laughs hysterically
<--- ventures out a little farther
<--- spots chicken-headed Shelley
<--- laughs even more hysterically
<--- falls on the floor, laughing
<--- crawls back to the pet food aisle
<--- hides behind a large display of dog food
<--- thinks this is a safe place

Kel
 
<---wonders why you are all running around with chickens on your heads and depends on your bottoms when there are open packages of COOKIES!!!!!
 
<---Calmly walks into the cleaning aisle whistling
<---Sees Shelley and screams
<---Decides to go hide in the ice chest like suggested ;)
 
<---Went to Depends aisle...all have been depleted
<---Substitutes Charmin GIANT Rolls
<---Slithers back to freezer
<---Says WOW momma that is cool!:7
 
<--is ya can't beat 'em..make 'em laugh until they pee themselves (with no toidy paper or Depends in sight)
 
<---Goes to aluminum foil aisle
<---Makes aluminum foil hat
<---Proceeds to attempt contact with aliens
 
<---tells Melissa, "You're going to need this if you want to contact aliens"
<---hands Melissa some packages of Twinkies and 2 cans of pickled beets
 
<--- is impressed with the vast knowledge Melissa & Evily possess for contacting aliens!
<--- hides again before any little green men arrive...

Kel
 
<---Says AHHHH YEAH! You are correct!
<---Grabs extra items and waits





<---And waits
<---And waits
 
<---wants to stick around and greet the aliens, but has to go to the orthodontist now to get an archwire fixed (where's a braces smiley when you need one?)
<---tells Kel and Melissa to keep things under control at the grocery store until <--- gets back
<---tells them also that the litle green men LOVE deli potato salad - so make sure you have some handy when they get here! :D
 
<--walks in with colander on head
<--hopes its enough protection
<--walks down the kitchen ware aisle, grabs a couple of serving spoon, tossing one to Shelley, and heads to the ice cream aisle
<--carefully peaks out the end of the aisle, then dashes into the ice cream freezer with spoon in hand
 
<---LOL @ colander head...mental image was priceless!!!
<---Has to go home...cannot play any more. Bummer!
<---Hangs head and kicks the Glade plug in display on the way out
<---Says if late will have to go to bed without supper!
<---Turns around gives one finally war cry!
<---Whispers see ya tomorrow
 
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