can't believe I'm posting this....

"slow swimming sperm"...yeah, that's his biggest problem.

Hmmmm....that would be a good band name.
 
To manage her estate to legal age, I'm her father! How do I explain that vasectomy 17 years ago. Yeah, the "bank", I'm a "frozen pop" That's the ticket.
 
darn, who WASN'T the father? I hope like heck she did not "do" all of those men that claim they are the father, how many has it been now?
 
I wonder what is going to happen when they test her DNA and find out that none of the men that claimed to be are the father.
 

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