<---breathe in, breathe out, move on

<--assures Shelley that our firm would never be able to afford someone of her caliber as a secretary!
<--laughs at the thought
<--says we would be happy to hire Shelley as a paralegal though
<--says we have awesome, smart, dedicated, responsible, resourceful paralegals
<--LOVES the paralegals and thinks Shelley would be fantabulous at at
Ms. NP
 
<---says flog the secretary for her poor job
<---says flog Shelley's SO's step-poodle
<---says flog elainee's cramps
<---says flog Shannon's stress fracture
<---says flog Maeghan's achy feet
<---takes a break
<---flogging arm is tired
 
<--- waves a beautiful, sunny but chilly and groggy good morning to all
<--- loves the title of today's thread
<--- wants to sit on Robin's couch and watch her DD and DH clean while <--- eats unclean, homebaked treats
<--- would then like to spend some time in the Catskills with Debbiedoo
<--- would not like to go camping with Beavs (loves Beavs--hates camping)
<--- is glad Jilly did well in obedience school
<--- wonders why Beavs went to work so friggin early
<--- wishes Tammy success in leaving work early
<--- is really sorry about the Tammy/Shelley GTG
<--- prays for Sparkly for relief of achy feet and ankles
<--- is sending Low Max love to Cuz
<--- volunteers to be Nance's secretary then bursts into hysterical laughter, chokes and spits coffee through her nose
<--- would make a lousy secretary
<--- is sorry Elaineee had a crampy night and hopes she feels better as the day progresses
<--- wishes Shelley a Happy Thanksgiving and totally understands about the whole fam damily thing
<--- is hopeful her MIL will be discharged from the hospital today
<--- has a plan to make a pot of homemade chicken soup for the IL's today
<--- had a a very long day yesterday and late night and is tired
<--- still has a cold but is feeling some better
<--- has only worked out once this week:-(
<--- is very askeered of falling off the w/o bandwagon because it's so friggin hard for her to get back on it when that happens
<--- had been doing so well for 2 weeks!!
<--- says "Ah well--sh*t happens"
<--- is also praying for Judy's sister, the GA DS's (especially Wil), Amy's dad and DH, and everybody else who needs it
 
<--Robin skillfully earns moniker Flogzilla
<--would like to add a few peeps to her flogging list
 
<---holds the flogger in her left hand and resumes the flogging
<---flogs Beavs list of peeps
<---flogs Michele for worrying about workouts when she has so much other sh*t to handle right now
<---flogs bad drivers
<---flogs rude people
<---flogs perverted and dishonest politicians
<---flogs (fill in the blank)
<---is now well and truely flogged out
 
<---wonders what on earth put Robin the Flogzilla into such a flogging mood
<---advises Robin that flogging Meg's sore feet might make them worse
<---hands Cuz a napkin to wipe up the snorted coffee
<---thanks her for the Low Max wishes
<---would also make a lousy secretary (been there before)but volunteers to help oust the lousy one for Nancy
<---could join Robin in a flog-fest to chase the secretary out
 
<---returns fully clothed and plops for a moment
<---will work as Nancy's paralegal (as <---did that for several years) and do the secretarial gig for free
<---warns Nancy that <---would mostly be researching at Cathe.com
<---gives Tammy a "get out of work early for sure" card, pass go, collect $200
<---wraps Shannon's lower leg up snuggly and tells it to cooperate for LM
<---hopes Beavs enjoys the camping
<---loves the outdoors, hiking in the woods, getting dirty, etc but at bedtime give me a comfy clean bed
<---sending ~~~~~~~no cramps~~~~~~~ to Elaine
<---sending ~~~~~~~tolerate the SO fam damily~~~~~~~~~ to Shelley
<---certainly hopes sis's MIL goes home today so she can actually rest
<---flogs sis and tells her to stop worrying about the bandwagon
<---hopes TiGGer's run went well and tells her to rest up for Sunday
<---sends some ~~~~~~~~~~love & relaxation~~~~~~~~~~~ to Deb and her DH for the weekend
<---lastly flogs Robin in order to distract her so <---can eat the delish unclean baked goodies
<---waves at anyone <---missed
<---is back to being disciplined and responsible
<---BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
<---wolf whistles at the flasher
<---flogs the disciplined and responsible Melody
<---hugs the undisciplined and irresponsible Melody
<---says the same goes for all the rest of youse pretending to be disciplined and responsible
<---knows what youse are really like
 
<--- wildly waves at Sis, Flogzilla, and Cuz!!
<--- is glad for the momentary lapse of Sis's discipline
<--- almost forgot to send Robin many powerful vibes for a fun time at the wineries
<--- says ^^^ indiscretion has now been corrected ~~~~~~~~~~
<--- just got a call from FIL and MIL may not be coming home today as we hoped
<--- says MIL is having a lot of post-op drainage (sorry if that's TMI) and the doctor wants to send a specimen to the lab
<--- may ask them to send it to Robin
<--- is waiting to hear back so she knows WTH she's supposed to do
<--- needs to run to the bank and the grocery store and will TRY to BBL:*
 
<---wishes she could help with Michele's MIL's drainage
<---hopes and prays she doesn't have a post-op infection
<---flogs any bacteria trying to compromise Ms Lee's MIl's recovery
 
<--- tentatively sticks head in
<--- doesn't want to get flogged
<--- helps Robin flog the dang bacteria
<--- waves wildly at Melody, Miss Lee and everyone else
<--- falls over from waving too wildly
<--- is weak from hunger
 
<---sends hugs to Cuz and her MIL and hopes MIL gets better soon
<---tells Cuz to encourage MIL to get lots of rest and let the hospital people take good care of her
<---tells Shelley it's okay, we won't flog you, so come on out and play
<---hands Shelley a cookie to help her regain her strength
 
<--haven't read ANYTHING ^^^^^^^^^
<--was woken up by the freakin' mailman again ringing the doorbell!
<--is heading back to the darkest/quietest/ softest part of the HH, the farthest away from stupid doorbells!!!x(
 
<--wants a "get out of work early for sure" card!!!
<--doesn't even care about the $200
<--just wants the card
Ms. NP
 
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