Worry not, Beavs. I've already found a hotel that is about 2 miles from the festival. Can we walk it? Anyhoo, here's the link. http://www.daysinn.com/DaysInn/control/Booking/property_info?propertyId=12946&brandInfo=DI&cid=%EAid!(It doesn't look like it's that much better than camping, really, but there IS the inside bathroom that is such a selling point when considering these things.) But, inevitably, we will HAVE to use the dreaded "porta-john." Just remember the advice my friend Jeannie always gave me when we had to use those horrible smelly things: "Don't look down."