buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---got a BIG LOL over the "too gross to share" followed by "molding impressionable young minds"
<---is wondering who taught them the gross stuff}(
<---is wondering who taught them the gross stuff}(
<--another day, another dollar.
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buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---oh, forgot they are boys
<---says they come with a gross gene and don't have to be taught anything
<---adds that it is the same gene that makes them pee their name in the snow
<---adds that Shelley doesn't have to laugh if she doesn't want too
<---loves Shelley with or without laughter
<---says they come with a gross gene and don't have to be taught anything
<---adds that it is the same gene that makes them pee their name in the snow
<---adds that Shelley doesn't have to laugh if she doesn't want too
<---loves Shelley with or without laughter
JAFitMama
Cathlete
<--- skimmed above
<--- sees Nancypants has changed her name to PP
<--- is dodging Robin's butt glue
<--- saw some strange pictures
<--- saw Amy's good grades
<--- thinks Wendy has DOMS
<--- loves all of ya
<--- must go be a mother....TTFN
Judy "Likes2bfit"
If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5ce27b3127cce94279e1404fa00000016108AatHLZo3buN
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=9978144&uid=4817615&members=1
<--- sees Nancypants has changed her name to PP
<--- is dodging Robin's butt glue
<--- saw some strange pictures
<--- saw Amy's good grades
<--- thinks Wendy has DOMS
<--- loves all of ya
<--- must go be a mother....TTFN
Judy "Likes2bfit"
If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5ce27b3127cce94279e1404fa00000016108AatHLZo3buN
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=9978144&uid=4817615&members=1
melodygirl
Cathlete
<---comes back to tell this gross tale just for Shelley
<---says <---boys were freaking yesterday that their poop was green
<---let them freak for a while and they imagined all sorts of diseases they could have
<---says they pulled out every book in the house that could possibly provide direction on the issue
<---was rolling
<---says they then asked to go online and find out why their poop was green
<---after having enough fun <---informed it that it was because of the toxic blue dye in the icing on Lee's Star Wars bday cake
<---says that's the best attempt <---has at the moment for gettinig Shelley to smile
<---gives that as proof that <---'s boys are rarely served processed junk with toxic dye
<---has to run
<---has a DS in bathroom yelling "Moooommmm, there's no toilet paper!"
<---swears it's true, the toilet talk never stops around here
<---says <---boys were freaking yesterday that their poop was green
<---let them freak for a while and they imagined all sorts of diseases they could have
<---says they pulled out every book in the house that could possibly provide direction on the issue
<---was rolling
<---says they then asked to go online and find out why their poop was green
<---after having enough fun <---informed it that it was because of the toxic blue dye in the icing on Lee's Star Wars bday cake
<---says that's the best attempt <---has at the moment for gettinig Shelley to smile
<---gives that as proof that <---'s boys are rarely served processed junk with toxic dye
<---has to run
<---has a DS in bathroom yelling "Moooommmm, there's no toilet paper!"
<---swears it's true, the toilet talk never stops around here
allwildgirl
Cathlete
<--- wonders if Robin has ever heard the joke about the peeing in the snow thing?
<--- says now THAT will make you laugh
<--- says it's a bit risque but will PM Robin with it
<--- says now THAT will make you laugh
<--- says it's a bit risque but will PM Robin with it
buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---thanks Shelley for the risque laugh
<---also thanks her for writing the word risque so that <--didn't spell it riskque
<---also thanks her for writing the word risque so that <--didn't spell it riskque
Beavs
Cathlete
<--tells Melissa that <-- laughed at both pics
<--is sorry that Shelley is in the laugh free HH and hopes she get back on the mend soon
<--also laughed at colored poo story
<--friend once consumed so many hurricanes in LO her poop was bright red
<--called her the communist pooper
<--wishes all a good day and is outta here
<--is sorry that Shelley is in the laugh free HH and hopes she get back on the mend soon
<--also laughed at colored poo story
<--friend once consumed so many hurricanes in LO her poop was bright red
<--called her the communist pooper
<--wishes all a good day and is outta here
Miss Lee
Cathlete
<--- wildly waves at Sis, Melissa, Judy, Shelley, Ame, and all
<--- is lol at Nance's name change
<--- is LHAO at the groundhog food
<--- lol at the pictures
<--- is LHAO at the GA DS's and the green poop
<--- found what is reportedly the World's Funniest Joke -- no lie -- it was thoroughly researched in the UK
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
<--- says but wait, there's more!
TOP JOKE IN UK. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
<--- says here's the article if anyone is interested
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0600uk/page.cfm?objectid=12251019&method=full&siteid=50082
<--- says TTFN:*
<--- is lol at Nance's name change
<--- is LHAO at the groundhog food
<--- lol at the pictures
<--- is LHAO at the GA DS's and the green poop
<--- found what is reportedly the World's Funniest Joke -- no lie -- it was thoroughly researched in the UK
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
<--- says but wait, there's more!
TOP JOKE IN UK. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
<--- says here's the article if anyone is interested
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0600uk/page.cfm?objectid=12251019&method=full&siteid=50082
<--- says TTFN:*
megadoo
Cathlete
<--thinks you all are a bunch a nuts!
<--had really good WO
<--hopes Shelley is laughing just a leetle
<--will send her C&C express mail to brighten her day if she isn't carefull!!
<--has learned alot today, about groundhogs, poop, jokes, and ugly monkeys
<--thanks all for the lessons
<--thinks Beavs must know <--better then <--thought re bar fights
<--waves to the Mom Judy
<--is hungry again
<--thinks <<--has PMS and can't stop eating
<--waves to the almighty wise one Melody
<--hopes Robin gets spoiled on GHday
<--is proud of Amygs grades and hopes they continue
<--thinks Nancy's circulatory system must be pretty impressive
<--waves at Tigging Tig!
<--is happy to see Melissa today
<--is waving to MIchele too and hopes her DH's car gets fixed soon
<--needs food again
Maeghan AKA megadoo
Added pics 12/1/06
December and Christmas Albums
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=megadoo2&x=15&y=7
<--had really good WO
<--hopes Shelley is laughing just a leetle
<--will send her C&C express mail to brighten her day if she isn't carefull!!
<--has learned alot today, about groundhogs, poop, jokes, and ugly monkeys
<--thanks all for the lessons
<--thinks Beavs must know <--better then <--thought re bar fights
<--waves to the Mom Judy
<--is hungry again
<--thinks <<--has PMS and can't stop eating
<--waves to the almighty wise one Melody
<--hopes Robin gets spoiled on GHday
<--is proud of Amygs grades and hopes they continue
<--thinks Nancy's circulatory system must be pretty impressive
<--waves at Tigging Tig!
<--is happy to see Melissa today
<--is waving to MIchele too and hopes her DH's car gets fixed soon
<--needs food again
Maeghan AKA megadoo
Added pics 12/1/06
December and Christmas Albums
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=megadoo2&x=15&y=7
buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---did the 30 min interval run and again, lived to tell about it
<---is pretty pleased with her 51 year old self
<---followed with the leg drills from Kick Max and core max 1 and is whooped
<---baking some chicken for dinner, along with a yummy sweet potato
<---you say potato, <---say yam
<---doesn't think it works as well as Cole Porter's lyric
<---later poopy groundhog heads
<---is pretty pleased with her 51 year old self
<---followed with the leg drills from Kick Max and core max 1 and is whooped
<---baking some chicken for dinner, along with a yummy sweet potato
<---you say potato, <---say yam
<---doesn't think it works as well as Cole Porter's lyric
<---later poopy groundhog heads
amyg
Cathlete
<-- tried to post midday but the network was down at school
<-- wants to do business transactional work
<-- should probably learn stuff about business, then, doncha think?
<-- hopes no one has been keeping track of all the ideas <-- has had about what to spend <--'s life doing
<-- sat next to a wirl (woman? girl?) who <-- swear had on a 5 carat diamond ring
<-- thinks she got it first year but she sat 2 rows away so <-- just knew it was big
<-- thanked her for entertaining <-- during class with it's sparkle as she typed
<-- should have asked her what the carat weight was, but <-- couldn't do it
<-- was too much of a lady }(
<-- wants to do business transactional work
<-- should probably learn stuff about business, then, doncha think?
<-- hopes no one has been keeping track of all the ideas <-- has had about what to spend <--'s life doing
<-- sat next to a wirl (woman? girl?) who <-- swear had on a 5 carat diamond ring
<-- thinks she got it first year but she sat 2 rows away so <-- just knew it was big
<-- thanked her for entertaining <-- during class with it's sparkle as she typed
<-- should have asked her what the carat weight was, but <-- couldn't do it
<-- was too much of a lady }(
buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---kudos to Ame for her courtesy
<---LOL at Ame's many ideas
<---expects Ame will fall into something like the rest of us
<---unless, of course, the rest of youse are doing what you always dreamed of
<---never heard of medical technology until <--was out of college for 2 years, then had to go back to school for a year to become one
<---is boring you all, <--knows
<---seems to be in aimless babble mode and will go watch Jeopardy to stop oral diarrhea
<---LOL at Ame's many ideas
<---expects Ame will fall into something like the rest of us
<---unless, of course, the rest of youse are doing what you always dreamed of
<---never heard of medical technology until <--was out of college for 2 years, then had to go back to school for a year to become one
<---is boring you all, <--knows
<---seems to be in aimless babble mode and will go watch Jeopardy to stop oral diarrhea
Miss Lee
Cathlete
<--- would also be mesmerized by a 5 carat diamond -- lol!
<--- thinks ^^^ is a total waste of good money and would much rather spend it on antiques
<--- wants to have dinner at Robin's house
<--- thinks Robin is anything but boring
<--- cannot believe Robin didn't see her jokes ^^^ there
<--- just finished a 35 min workout on Eli and is getting ready to pick up some unclean carry out
<--- says it's not too unclean -- pasta with plain tomato sauce -- not WW
<--- has worked out 2 days in a row -- LOOK OUT!! the sky is falling
<--- tells Nance that she is also planning to do S&L twice a week with 3 or 4 days of cardio (it's a goal anyway--lol!)
<--- wishes you all a good evening and will see you in the morning:*
<--- thinks ^^^ is a total waste of good money and would much rather spend it on antiques
<--- wants to have dinner at Robin's house
<--- thinks Robin is anything but boring
<--- cannot believe Robin didn't see her jokes ^^^ there
<--- just finished a 35 min workout on Eli and is getting ready to pick up some unclean carry out
<--- says it's not too unclean -- pasta with plain tomato sauce -- not WW
<--- has worked out 2 days in a row -- LOOK OUT!! the sky is falling
<--- tells Nance that she is also planning to do S&L twice a week with 3 or 4 days of cardio (it's a goal anyway--lol!)
<--- wishes you all a good evening and will see you in the morning:*
buffettgirl
Cathlete
<---is happy for Michele being on a workout roll
<---thanks her for the compliments
<---forgot to compliment her on the jokes, which got lost in my brain while showing coworker his melted snowman
<---seconds the well wishes for all to have a good evening and hopes no one suffers from sleepus interruptus tonight
<---thanks her for the compliments
<---forgot to compliment her on the jokes, which got lost in my brain while showing coworker his melted snowman
<---seconds the well wishes for all to have a good evening and hopes no one suffers from sleepus interruptus tonight
amyg
Cathlete
<-- did not get a good grade in tax :-(
<-- knew that it wouldn't be pretty
<-- bombed the exam during the exam and <-- knew <-- was bombing it during the exam and it just was not pretty at all :-(
<-- hasn't done that ^^ before
<-- doesn't want to do it again :-(
<-- now has to hang all hopes on Criminal Procedure ;(
<-- also has to plan tomorrow's workout, LOL
<-- better get to it
<-- will see you later
<-- should also say to Michele that the ring is so in-your-face you can't miss it and once you catch sight of it it takes about 4 minutes to pull your attention away
<-- says after such an experience, you might not think it a total waste of good money
<-- expects Mr. Ring is either very short or...
<-- knew that it wouldn't be pretty
<-- bombed the exam during the exam and <-- knew <-- was bombing it during the exam and it just was not pretty at all :-(
<-- hasn't done that ^^ before
<-- doesn't want to do it again :-(
<-- now has to hang all hopes on Criminal Procedure
;( <-- also has to plan tomorrow's workout, LOL
<-- better get to it
<-- will see you later
<-- should also say to Michele that the ring is so in-your-face you can't miss it and once you catch sight of it it takes about 4 minutes to pull your attention away
<-- says after such an experience, you might not think it a total waste of good money
<-- expects Mr. Ring is either very short or...
elaineee7
Cathlete
<--is cracking up at youse guys
<--really hopes some of this helps lighten Shelley mood
<--says listen to this one
<--girlfriend's ex sister-in-law got in an arguement with her husband so she decided to take their sailboat out for a while. She didn't think the people at the dock would let her take the boat so she dressed up like a pirate!!!
<--says ARRR!! <--can't make this stuff up!
<--really hopes some of this helps lighten Shelley mood
<--says listen to this one
<--girlfriend's ex sister-in-law got in an arguement with her husband so she decided to take their sailboat out for a while. She didn't think the people at the dock would let her take the boat so she dressed up like a pirate!!!
<--says ARRR!! <--can't make this stuff up!