Dangly Bits (A PG-13 Poem)

[Aquajock]

In the men's locker room thou wilt see
Yon Dangly Bits on ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps and leggings kha-kee
The Bits they do dangle, 'cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and places to p**
Bits dangle e'en deeper - yet so happily.

Much like a garden this locker room be
With bulbs and stalks all dangling free.

God bless the Dear Bits! They will e'er enchant me;
May they Dangle forever in locker room harmony.

The End.

Annette Q. Aquajock

 

[jillybean]

All I can say is you rock Aquajock. Dangly bits, that's it.

 

[amyjohauge]

Oh my gosh, I was rolling on the floor when I read this. Too funny Annette. :7 :7 :7 Amy Jo

 

[honeybunch]

You should be writing for Mike Meyers! Start now to campaign to co-write the next Austin Powers movie.

Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

 

[fit@home]

Oh my....that is good!!!! Great job, Annette!!

Hollie