pink_fortitude
Banned
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment
when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest
and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue
playing standing up.
Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone
got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell
him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.
Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.
"I'll go tell him", says Gallagher.
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Missy
when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest
and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue
playing standing up.
Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone
got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell
him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.
Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.
"I'll go tell him", says Gallagher.
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Missy
My very Irish, freckled, red-headed and quick tempered grandma sent this, along with many other, this week to celebrate the holiday. This was my favorite of the lot!