acatalina
Cathlete
Remember this the next time you get pulled over
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.. The cop pulled her over, walked up to
the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we
all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah,"
said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum
stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting
one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
I loved this one, made me laugh this morning!!!!!
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=8227804&uid=3969941
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.. The cop pulled her over, walked up to
the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we
all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah,"
said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum
stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting
one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
I loved this one, made me laugh this morning!!!!!
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=8227804&uid=3969941
