<-- offers to call Mel when <-- goes to sleep tonight
<-- figures that would work out just aboot right for a wake up call }(
<-- forgot about DS#3!!
<-- tells Tammy that Mom wigged out when sis went to college for the first time (when <-- was 14) and she said "I'm not a mother any more"
<-- remembers the blank stare <-- gave her at that point
<-- rolls her eyes and is very thankful for a glorious thing called wine
<-- is drinking a glass of wine
<-- needs to be drinking several glasses of wine
<-- hates it when the bootcampers put in <7% effort x(
<-- is *not* good at encouraging them
<-- is good at telling them that <-- understands how much work it is and that's aboot it
<-- is going to move on to happier news
<-- just heard the microwave! dinner is ready!!
<-- very very very much appreciates Nance's disapproval
<-- can't all the way explain it, but it's true
<-- is also frustrated with Ms. Leaveushangingpants
<-- is apparently frustrated with a lot of things tonight
<-- thinks that some wine, a cat or 2, and a vegetable pie thingy might help
<-- says it will only help if <-- is also zoned out in front of the tv }(
<-- is clearly talking to herself since all y'all are asleep
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