Schadenfreude

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Cathlete
Am I evil? There's this b-word that works in my office and I just can't stand her. She walked by my desk today and I noticed she's probably put on about 15 pounds and she's sagging all over the place. And I thought to myself, "good! couldn't happen to a nicer person".}(
 
Well, as Alice Roosevelt Longworth said, "If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me."
 
Well, I haven't actually SAID it (except to you ladies). It's only been a mental statement here at work. Saying things about people is her territory.
 
I understand. I felt freakily cheered when a woman I can't stand, who's a disgusting bigot, sat at my table at lunch and ate a huge plate of fries covered in mayo.
 

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