Farting yoga mats

[LauraMax]

I know, I'm so juvenile. But I'm inserting a little Friday levity to defray some of the frantic excitement going on here.....

Anyway, sometimes when my yoga mat isn't lying exactly flat on the floor it starts farting when I do crunches, & of course I don't want to stop my workout to fix it, so instead being the immature old lady I am I just giggle with every crunch.

I know I can't be the only one.......think my giggling adds a little intensity to my ab workout? :+

 

[acatalina]

Don't lie , it is you farting and trying to blame it on your mattt.

HEHEHe.
Anne
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[JAFitMama]

Laura!

Thank you for making me laugh!

PS- you are not alone...
Judy "Likes2bfit"


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[ldy_solana]

LOL i know what you mean, once it wasn't all the way flat at i was doing something(i think a warrior move) and it sounded like a fart and dh spun that computer chair around and gave me a look like "no you just did not" LOL.

kassia

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[KarenL]

Laughter is so good for the soul!

Thanks for the smile!

Karen

 

[gym_mom]

I clearly recall Cathe saying in one of the ab workouts (I think it's in the CTX AllStep) that laughing while you do ab work gives a better workout. Maybe we should all make our mats fart during ab work. :+


"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Satchel Paige

 

[Beavs]

"Pppfffffffttttt!"
Oh excuse me...my dang yoga matt again...

 

[TeTe]

I'm cracking up at you guys!

And, yes, it used to happen until I started putting a hand towel between me and the mat. It just feels better and I'm not so slippery after sweating so much!!!

Continue you with the Fart Jokes, ladies!

 

[melodygirl]

I don't have a farting yoga mat, but I am the proud mom of farting boys who also love to talk about it. x(

 

[truton]

I read the message topic and immediately assumed that it was about a gag gift like a whoopee cushion. Actually that would be kinda funny trick to play on someone in your yoga class.

On the subject of farts, last night we took my mother out for her birthday dinner to a small, but very classy restaurant. We sat at a table very close to the bar. There was a man sitting on a bar stool right behind me (about 3 feet away, his butt at the same level with my head). Well, he let out like two or three really loud long farts while we were eating dinner. I guess he mistakenly thought that in the regular hubbub of a dining room no one could hear? My husband and I started giggling uncontrollably. My mother couldn't figure out what was wrong which made it all the more funny. Thank God it didn't stink or I would have really lost it.

 

[dlavie]

Pull my finger.....

All this time I was blaming "barking spiders", lol now I'll blame it on my mat.

dave