Aye-aye-aye! No wonder my stepmother babies my father!

Wow. I am utterly speachless. My kids will never say this about us. We have the most fun when it is noisy! We wrestle on the floor and sing together. If home was this boring my hubby would leave me without a warning! for some reason I can see the woman who acts this way as dull, boring and mousy! What husband wants that?
 
What? I do all those things. I always have a fresh ribbon in my hair and some days, if I'm feeling especially naughty, I greet him at the door wrapped only in Saran with a big red bow! Boy, is that embarrassing when he arrives home with business clients!

;)
 
RE: Aye-aye-aye! No wonder my stepmother babies my fat...

It really makes you think how things have changed over the last 50 years. Could you imagine being a housewife back then? I shudder to think about it. I liked Yvonne's 2005 version (follow the link at the bottom of the web page). It's quite funny.
 
>if I'm feeling especially naughty, I
>greet him at the door wrapped only in Saran with a big red
>bow! Boy, is that embarrassing when he arrives home with
>business clients!

Shelley - you should use the colored Saran-wrap (pink, blue, etc), it's a little less embarassing. More like a shimmery (albeit, see-through) evening gown...
 
RE: Aye-aye-aye! No wonder my stepmother babies my fat...

LOL!!! ROTFL! I love Yvonne's! Let your lawyer deal with him! He He! Let him konw where the remotes are! Hahaha! Make a clear path to the tv! Isn't that the truth! THAT I can emmulate!
 
I meant that I hope things keep getting better and better for women so that they will actually see US as a bit oppressed. I certainly didn't mean to imply that I wish it was like that in my house. Because I actually wear the pants. ha ha.
 
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