Funny Story

lorihart

Cathlete
I thought that this was a funny story but it also PISSED me off at the same time.
I got married over a year ago and I still haven't changed my drivers license or my social insurance number.My mom has been on my back ever since I got married to go and get it done.She calls earlier today and tells me to go do it NOW because she is afraid that I am going to get into a car accident and get into some serious trouble because of my last name change.Personnally I think she was over reacting (but thats my mom).
I go and get my drivers license changed and then I head up the the 3rd floor to change the name on my social insurance card.The place is packed because it is also the same room that everyone signs up for their unemployment.The line up is a mile long.The guy a head of me gets served, my turn is next.Get this.......THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF......I have been putting this off for over a year because I am a procrastinator and then this happens on the day I dicide to go.
Needless to say, everyone had to leave the building( no fire of course) and what were the chances that I was going to be the first one in line again?????? I left and didn't return......now I have to deal with my mother.
Anyway, I thought that I would share this with everyone.Just a sample of the day in life of Lori.
Oh, and yesterday during aerobics I hit myself in the head with my hand and took a piece of skin out of my forehead with my nail.And then in the evening one of my arms broke out into a huge rash.Gone now ........Don't you wish you were me....lol.
Lori
 
Lori, I can totally feel your pain! I had to have an MRI done on my lower back last April. I was a few minutes early for my appointment but the staff at the imaging center was in a meeting & didn't hear the door bell when I came in. I waited 20 minutes for those morons to come out. I'm claustrophobic so just the anticipation was near killing me. They finally come out, I do all the paperwork & get into the "cute" little hiney hanging out dressing gown & proceed to the room with my coffin in it. They start to position me on the table & the fire alarms go off! Gotta go. I'm like jeezuz christmas! They at least let me get my purse from the changing room but I had to go outside dressed like that! It was still pretty cold here so I went & sat in my car for an hour while we waited for the fire department to decide it was a false alarm!

I'm sorry you hurt your head. I know that's gotta hurt!

Deborah
I'm ready to take the next step! http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/a_smil09.gif
 
Deborah:

BUMMER! (tee-hee) They gave you the "bum's rush", huh? (tee-hee) Oh well, put it all BEHIND you (tee-hee).

Sorry, I'm behaving like an a.s.s.! Having one of those crapper days.

Patricia

P.S. I feel for ya. They REALLY should do something about those hospital gowns!

P.S. Lori. Sorry about your head!
 

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