tee-hee-hee...turkey day funny

lederr

Cathlete
THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING...and get away with it!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll beable to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit o n your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's readywhen it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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