Yummy Mummy
Cathlete
A little boy walks into this parents room to see his Mum on top of his Dad bouncing up and down. The parents stop and his mother quickly dismounts.
"What were you and Dad doing?" the boy asks his mother
"Well, your Dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to help him flatten it" she explains
"Your wasting your time Mum" says the boy, " because when your at work, the lady next door gets on her knees and "blows" it right up again"
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
"What were you and Dad doing?" the boy asks his mother
"Well, your Dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to help him flatten it" she explains
"Your wasting your time Mum" says the boy, " because when your at work, the lady next door gets on her knees and "blows" it right up again"
Marion
You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today she is 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen DeGeneres
