Xers I Am Woman... Wednesday

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Cathlete
Good Morning Ladies,

I feel asleep around 7 last night. Phil and the girls did Plyo. I'm almost positive eldest dd kicked his bootay on double time rock star. She is fond of Guitar Hero. :7

I wanted so badly to do some yoga last night. Instead I did had a cookie with Eoin at 2 in the morning!!!:eek: Not a real cookie... I always think of Cookie Monster when making the letter C with my body. I even sing, "C is for Cookie...":+ Magical hips never felt so good as my front hip flexors and sides are tight. Hopefully I can fit in a little lunar flow with Shiva sometime today.

Hope everyone got plenty of zzzz's. Off to read yesterday's personals and post.

Ballistic Hugs to ALL!
Wendy
 
Round 2, Phase 1, Week 1, Day 3, Shoulders&Arms & ARX :)

Traci: Aren't you awake by now signing on new clients? Watch out! If these clients keep coming like they are, you can afford aerobic floors without Wendell's drugged consent!:D You shouldn't be surprised with your success. You're an amazing, motivational trainer!!! If you must dress up for the new boys, may I suggest the Lululemon deep V tank top? I can't wear that top when working out with Phil or it will be a doubles day.}( Did you just call Lea a HO?:p ;)

Nicole: Winter and the nasty colds will be over soon enough! Isn't life more demanding when there are sick people in the house? Hope you get time to stir up some chicken soup.:* Have fun with KenpoX+!!!! I'm already thinking of kickboxing subs for Kenpo after Phase 1. I'm going to try to keep to the program for Phase 1 except for YogaX. I'm going to try to go the power heated yoga studio on yoga days.

Jeanette: Oh, you would hate Thailand!!! I had so many bruises my first week from sleeping on their version of a mattress and sitting on a bamboo mat on the floor. We would call their mattresses comforters here in the states!!! I slowly learned how to position my body with the least amount of bones touching the ground. I'm so glad Wojtek could help you! I hope they get your laptop hooked up longer! Doesn't your laptop have a dvd player on it? That's what I used on my trip. Worked out very well for movies in English too. It feels like Cathe gets my heartrate up higher. I haven't worn my monitor with any of her workouts though. It doesn't take much for my heartrate to spike cuz I'm not conditioned like you! Now that I think of it, I have cold hard facts that I'm lazier than you!!!!:p You see, you must be in awesome cardiovascular shape to do all your CCs, IMAXs, and Plyos under a max of 163!!!! LOL on your live yoga opportunities. That's what I would expect from a town where indoor plumbing was available 5 years ago.:7 :+ Thanks for the pictures. Doesn't make me miss 4 wheeling on itty bit!:) Too much testosterone for me! ;-)Looks like they experienced their share of functional fitness with having to push and pull their toys stuck in mud.

Debra: Noooo! You are bound and determined to spread the germs!!! Can't they find another mother to help at school? Surely, there's got to be another mother who doesn't mind other people's kids! On 2nd thought...}( How can you feel bad for DO (drop-out)? You should feel bad for me! I had to endure two entire Phases of Dreya on my own!!!:eek: If Traci forgets to remind you, I'll remind you. I must keep a list of things I want to tell y'all but can't since it's a public forum... even though it seems like I already tell y'all TMI! Who would think there's more? There is.:eek: }( Will Ferell? Seriously, remind me who he is. I'm so out of the loop. The Swans keep me busy. And, the boys listen to rap and rock for the most part. I only keep a selection of classical and hymns to calm my nerves. Do you blame me?!?!?!

Kim: LOL on your keeping count on the # of times you did L&B. How many is it for ARX? 54:eek: :eek: :eek: So, it looks like it's Kenpo or a sub for you today. I hope you're able to get that tooth fixed ASAP! It must be painful, annoying and aggravating. Why does the daycare need a volunteer treasurer? Don't they have a paid staff that does that? What am I missing?

Tracy: Nice seeing you pop in yesterday. I was wondering if the beginning of a new school week kept you busy.

Sandra: Lentil soup on the floor. Hmmm... kind of makes me wonder if she wasn't showing aggression because she didn't have cake instead.;) Yes, Bible Club tires me out! I don't know why. This year, I'm only in charge of cleaning up after snack and quizzes. It's a long chunk of time though. I leave the house at 2:30 and am happy to get home before 5:30. I arrive 15 minutes later to help set up snacks and chat. The kids go straight into organized moving when they arrive!!! It's not like I'm the one running relay races in the gym, I just keep count of how many times they ran and dodge any balls that may come my way. Afterwards, it's a mad dash for snack. After snack, I wipe down all the tables and delegate trash and water disposal to whoever didn't go to the bathroom. Then it's songs, Bible drills, Bible story, songs, memory verses, more songs, quiz, team points, and another song before parents come to take their own children home. I guess watching other people's kids just wear me down!!! Glad you asked?;)

Laurie: I missed something! What's new.;) What problem does Cami have? You're a good mom to be cooking her food. Baby was spoiled with pancakes laden with gravy while I was gone. There was no way I was going to continue her on that diet! She gained so much weight!!! Well, whatever is ailing Cami, I hope she recovers quickly!!!!

Well, I'm going to do some Letter C's and back bends and see if I can fall back to sleep. I have a friend coming over today, so I won't be able to post till afternoon or evening. Oh! I have a appointment to wash the gray out of my hair this evening too.

I'm going to try and email Carol and Amy today if I get time. I'm curious to see what they're up to in life. Yes, I'm nosey!:p

Lea and Christiane: Hope all is well, healthy and centered in your worlds!

Ballistic Hugs to ALL!!!
Wendy
 
I'm here!!! :eek: Slept like a baby! Went to bed @ 530pm for a "nap"- woke up @ 6:45 said WTH & stayed there:7 DH kissed me bye @ 5:10am & woke me up or I'd still be sleeping!- Mind you I never sleep without many many wake ups but @ least I feel like I got to be in bed for a long time!
Today will be a doubles day... yesterdays legs + Upper Frontside muscles (chest, biceps, extensors, Abs, neck, chin, ...:+ you get the picture!)

WENDY:*:*:
I'm confused...You went to bed @ 7pm but you are getting ready for a nap already???? What timezone is your body currently living in?? :7 My HR ALWAYS gets close to 195 when doing any of the Imax stuff... It was that way when I did cardio 5 days a week.... I think I just have a high heart rate.... ROF- I dont RECALL calling Lea a bad name but if you say so....LOLOLOL


NICOLE:*:*:
:-( What else can I "not say":-( :-( :-( Here's my diagnosis - (gotta use that Medical Degree once in awhile;-))
You clean so often that your poor children have no immune system- According to my Medical training that means that to un-do the damage to their immune systems you simply CANNOT clean/ vacuum/ dust/ clean toilets, more often than MONTHLY. Its the only way to break this vicious cycle. Dont worry sweetie DR T. will email you on the 1-day each month you'll be cleaning- it'll be the same as MINE!:*

JEANETTE:*:*:
Take care of that butt!:+ :+ I thought your was made of Steel from riding!!~Doing LL + ride sounds like training for Iron Man! hmmmmmm do you have a goal you'd like to share?;-) ~ My "rehab" client is coming along really well. She is strong for sure but still is working thru her body/mind connection. Reminds me of a heart attack patient- some get angry @ their body for "turning" on them- She has a lot of that going on ... 1 day at a time. ~ Enjoy your trip!!!

DEBRA:*:*:
Have a great school day!!! Do you & Julia do homework together @ the kitchen table?:7 FUN weekend! I luv comedy clubs. OOOHHHHH Now I am dying to hear the secret!!! Oh EMAIL ME! The www could care less!!! Tell me its a new study- If I eat M&Ms for breakfast during PMS & ttom I will lose 75#s!:7 If the secret is gonna make me have sex then I could care less about it:p }( :p }( ~~ Hope youre ovulating & its not a stone! OUCHIE

KIM:*:*:
Zippity do da!!Look @ you rock on those workouts! X Status VERY soon!!! Are you getting bored yet? Some do some dont.... Maybe dentists in your area take Tuesdays off!;-) Hope you get in soon.

TRACY:*:*:
Well we are just going to have to do something about your meeting /school schedule of late... cutting into way too much Xer time. ;-) So glad you are about done with X (you are arent you?) Were you planning a full 13 weeks?

Have a great day all- I'll report in as I complete my workouts...:*
 
I just heard a pin drop. Where is everyone today? Spooooooky!

Good morning, Wendy. I hope you've fallen back to sleep by now. It sure takes a while to get your body clock back on track, doesn't it? Do you think you'll go to Thailand again some day, or have you had your fill? Bible Club is much more active than one would think! I needed a nap just reading about your afternoon. The girls did PlyoX too? That would be fun to see.

Traci....more clients? Becoming on on-staff PT? This is so exciting! I can't believe you're the same Traci who was secretly studying away at this time last year. Look at how far you've gotten with your business, in only a few months!! Yes, I longed for a dog as I was wiping all the soup off the wall. I've let the sitter go. She's just not reliable enough. She phoned last night and wanted to go on a day-by-day basis, depending on what she had going on. She just doesn't take the job seriously enough. I've decided that for the next two weeks I'll just have to use this morning time to work on my thesis, and do my workouts mid-morning. It worked great yesterday.

Debra....Oh lawdy lawdy, I hope you don't have a kidney stone!! Will Ferrell is a crack up. That should be fun!

Tracy....Hello to you too!

Kim....I'm impressed with how you've kept trucking along with P90X, despite all the challenges you've had lately. You must be about half way through by now?

Jeanette....Doesn't your new laptop play dvds? That's usually a standard feature, these days. That's a bag of chips?? I don't think we have that version here, although we do have kettle chips. They're yummy. We don't have Versus channel in Canada, to my DH's dismay. Don't put too much stock in the numbers I stated yesterday; I don't LOL! Have a nice TM and yoga workout! And enjoy your meeting, if that's possible!

Nicole....I'm not surprised you're exhausted from looking after the boys. It's a demanding job, for sure. Good job with UB+ yesterday. Can you feel the "love" in the muscles today?

Have a great day!
Sandra
 
Hi to all Xers!!! Getting ready for class...And I think it was just ovulation and not a stone...but why is a 41 y/o woman having such painful ovulation, you may ask??? My cough is a bit better today, but we will see what the day brings....Feeling pretty darned fatigued, though.

2 quick personals....

Wendy...
Dear heart...Will Ferrell is a comic not a singer...He's the curly headed guy who is always really goofy. Let me think of some movies he has been in...'Wedding Crashers', 'Talledaga Nights', 'Elf'...anything ringing a bell???


Traci..
Yes, sorry to say (or not) that regular sex is the prescription for regulating your hormones.....who knew?? And yes, DD and I did our homework together last night on the sofa...How is that for a boring life??


Okay...gotta run...Kisses to all...bbl for personals...




Debra

http://www.picturetrail.com/aschendell

To be a part of this Dance even for a moment is an unfathomably huge gift---Eoin Finn

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Traci....Wow, I'm so envious of your loooooong sleep! Do you feel good today? I just want to add some input: while I agree with your advice to Nicole (too much clean = bad health), you obviously do not have children using your bathrooms!! Once/mth for a child-ridden household is like 2 adults leaving their bathroom uncleaned for a year. And I want in on the hormone discussion, too. How come only Traci gets to know? Hmmm? Whiiiine, whiiine.....

Going to get to work now,
Sandra
 
Procrastinating..... Wait- that doesnt sound good..... I'm enjoying yet a 4th cup of coffee with the finest ladies in all the world:7 :7 :7 THEN I shall get started on workouts:*

Kim:
Way to go on being DONE w/ workout already! You inspired me to get my tail moving!

Debra:
Oh my dear friend- do you not realize that ALL studies about female hormones are concocted by men??? I stopped falling for those YEARS ago!}(

Sandra:
I shall pass on Debras dirty talkin' emails- dont you worry!:* I am so sorry about the "sitter".... I see why the youth of today gets a bad rap on the responsibility scale... wouldnt the world be such a fine place if we ALL got to wake up daily & ponder, " Do I feel like working, studying, doing chores today"..... Yes I do believe at some point we have raised a world of "It it doesnt feel perfectly suited to my mood then nah...." people. How about if I come out 1 week a month & be your live-in helper????????????????????????? ~ Enjoy whatever your mid-AM workout will be.... I'll crack my whip if you crack yours!}(

Enough already ladies.... I have 30 minutes to get my 1st workout started.... vrooom vrooom can ya FEEL the roar of my body?:7
 
Will Ferrell was also in all of the Austin Power movies, as the Dr. Evil's henchman that was always getting hurt/killed. He would frequently fall down holes or cliffs and yell things like "I'm all right! Can someone give me a hand?"

Regular sex, huh? So is, like, once a month is regular, right? Sounds good to me! :) I saw a guest on The View ages ago who said her mother/grandmother (?) told her that sometimes you have to start eating in order to get hungry. Same idea, I guess :+

You've obviously got some kind of health situation happening, Debra. That dr appt can't come soon enough, IMO. Take care :*

Sandra
 
Oh YAY!!! Yes, you can come stay with me once/mth for a week!! I have a feeling you'll run screaming from the house the first time I ask you to change a diaper. My kids are sweet, though, and the older one is in school all day. This particular babysitter seems to have been rather indulged her whole life. Oh well, I wrote 80% of my first few drafts between 5 - 8am, before DD#2 was born. I might as well finish it off the same way :)

Oh, I plan to spend the next 4 days just doing 4DS as produced. Today is LIS.

Time to eat breakfast!
Sandra
 
Slow & Heavy/week 5/day 3
Workout: MIS legs and LIC +abs

Good Morning,

Absolutely NO weights used except for dead lifts; I only used 30 lbers when I finished I felted like a had a good leg workout. LIC what can I say bout that workout fun…fun…fun…:p

Talk about a busy day yesterday, it was crazy. When I got home, took me a hot bath and in the bed me went. I watched American Idols it was all about the men last night, tonight its the gals turn.

Anywho, I am feeling good and rested. I slept better last night, than I have in weeks, only woke up once, I couldn’t believe it. Maybe it had all to do with "Promensil" it's for menopause relief, I shall see I only taken my first pill last night.

Jeanette: Girl's home still in vision:7 Thanks for asking about Ted he's doing better ;)

Tracie: Congratulations on your new client(s) I tell you, they can not have a better trainer, than yourself;) I love your pictures when did you sneak them inx( Your are a gem:)

I shall return need to get report out, I should have more time today to chit chat.
 
Popping in to say... I have to agree with Debra and Traci. It's true regular sex does regulate my cycles. And when my cycles are regulated, my hormonal moods arrive as expected. But, I think men with wives like me spread the lie that it works to keep hormones predictable for all women. That's my uneducated, not researched input on the matter.:+

Debra: Oh that Will Ferrall! You know he's in the current issue of SI porn. He's got a spread posing with swim suit attired Hedi Klum. I didn't know he did stand-up. For some reason, I was equating concert with music this morning. Coffee must not of kicked in yet. Hope the concert is funny!

Traci: Did you push play yet?!?!?! It's already 9:00 EST.

Sandra: I don't have any desires to go back to Thailand, but I probably will. I have family there and I am a citizen. LOL However, I keep thinking of where else in the world I could spend money. Peru looks nice too.

Kim: Whoo Hooo! Early morning workouts are the best when you have a full day.

I'm stiff. I'm going to try to squeeze in a little Shiva before my friend arrives. I had a dream that Amy-X posted while I was sleeping. I half expected to see her smiling face here when I came here.:-(

Ballistic Hugs to ALL!

Wendy
 
Morning Xers,

Round 3/Phase 3/Week 11/Day 5
Workout Legs & Back/ Ab Work / BBC Cardio from the Leg workout

Legs & Back workout is finished, but still need to finish the Ab work. The girls have a hair appointment tonight, so I hope that I can get the Ab work in at least.

Cami is doing much better on the meds. Hope this works and we don't have anymore diarrhea. x( Vet couldn't find anything wrong with her, so X our fingers that this was just from eating chocolate. She was back to her usual chipper lazy self. :7 :7 :7 Very hungry too, which is good. She eats her meds for the diarrhea, but spits out the antibiotic pill. This morning I cut that thing up and put it in her food. :D

Wendy, You where up early this morning, hope you got in a nap. Are you trading in that espresso machine for a better version? LOL about the C is for cookie. I think with Eion's sense of humor, he probably resisted really hard from not including that in the DVD too. Funny he didn't have cookie monster appear on camera for that. :D As you can see from the above, we think Cami ate some of youngest DD's candy from Valentines. Not sure though. So now I have to cook a bland diet for her, and slowly add in her "normal" dry food. It just is very hard to determine if I should be giving her more, because she seems so hungry. Or she just likes the rice/chicken better than her dry food. :7 :7

Traci, How wonderful to get in those extra zzzz's. The 4 hours of sleep, must have finally caught up with you. I have to say that your advice to Nicole might be the correct one. And have to agree with Sandra on the kids and bathrooms. The bathroom starts looking and smelling like a bachlor lives in the house. :7 :7 My Dad was a janitor in a school and said that girls bathrooms where the worst. But I worked in the school cleaning, and I think little boys are the worst. How did they get pee on the ceiling, when this ceiling was almost 8 foot high. :D :D Again congrats on all the wonderful things that are happening for your PT business.

Kim, Good job on getting that workout in so early this morning. You and I must be in the same weather pattern. Had the negative on the weather this morning too. The only positive thing is the sun shines for a longer time after I get home from work. The moon was shining bright this morning for our walk. Wonder what time the lunar eclipse is suppose to happen tonight! At least that is what I heard this morning.

Debra, Oh it is best to only have ovulation pain than a dang kidney stone. OUCH!!! I had one, and that is painful. My ovulation pain has gotten worse as I have gotten older. When I was under 40, I would only have pain right before TTOM. Now I know exactly when ovulation happens. x( I am hoping that youngest sticks with dance for a while, she understands the steps so well. When we where watching ice skating she was pointing out some steps they use, and giving the dance step for it. I think the grace comes as they age, and as they work on it.

Sandra, Sorry to hear that the babysitter didn't work out. My oldest would love to be able to do something like that. :D Have fun with your 4DS rotation. I'm guessing that my HRM is correct then. But I suppose I could stand to work harder. :D

TG, I watched American Idol yesterday too. The girls and I enjoy watching this show. They seem to have some pretty good singers this year. Glad to hear that Ted is better.

Tracy, Oh how those meetings are getting in the way of us chatting with you. x( Don't these people understand! :D

Jeanette, I never remember having a knee injury. It just started last summer, and the only thing I had done differently was volleyball. I just wonder if the uneven surface of the sand, and landing on it twisted the knee in a direction it didn't want to go. Hope you are able to watch a DVD instead of TV, never am able to find a good movie during the day time.

Nicole, Hope your day is going better today, and the boys are starting to feel better. I would be pooped if I had so many people sick in the house too. :)

Have a great day!

Laurie
 
Hi all,
Back in my room now. I did Cardio Coach #2 (revised) on the treadmill. Had to start on a recumbent bike as the TM's were all busy. Recumbent bike killed my buns. Also had a bad knock in the crank. Got off that thing as soon as someone else left. Good workout, boy, I need to wear longer shorts though. Bumpy legs in that light. Seriously. Came back and did some stretches. Duh, yes, I do have a DVD player. Where the heck is my mind? I am so used to playing my DVD's with the TV. I better sit in the back of the room today and not embarrass myself.

Wendy, how does Phil like getting his bootay kicked by a child? I finally got smart and have my laptop on my lap as the table is a bit too high for my arms. Where is my comfy couch? I'm going to pull up the easy chair in the room. See, I haven't had enough coffee yet to be thinking right. Ahhhh, much better now. I forgot my heart rate monitor so just faked it with the workout today. Had enough to think about without getting bucked off the treadmill. Wow, Bible Class is very busy. Something like Awana's that they have here I think.

Traci, glad you got a full night's sleep. I slept well last night too. Just a few pages of this darned fantasy book that hasn't grabbed me yet and I'm out. I think my butt was pre-sored up with the chair last night, then that recumbent bike was rock hard and was molded to fit someone else's butt, not mine. That indeed was a torture device, though I could feel different muscles working that don't get worked on a regular bike. Glad the rehab client is doing well.

Debra, glad it wasn't a kidney stone. Have you had them before? Miserable I hear. My BIL had one once and had to have his pain medication in the form of a suppository as nothing would stay down, he was in such intense pain. Have a good day at class today. Lasagne tonite, huh?

Sandra, so Will Ferrill was in Austin Powers movies? DH and I absolutely hated AP. We should have walked out. Guess not our kind of humor, though there were a few spots. Yep, those were Lay's Kettle Chips and the flower is for the sunflower oil they use. Like they are really healthy. I completely spaced it about playing DVD's on my laptop. What a dufus.

Latrese, why no weights today? Glad you got some well deserved rest in there. So far, I haven't had the insomnia thing going.

Well, better get showered, dressed and down to breakfast.

BBL,

Jeanette
 
No time for real personals right now...I have a ton of errands to do...and I have a presentation on Friday...and a paper due next week...and we had our test today, when I wasn't expecting it...Oh, well!


Okay...for those of you with delicate sensibilities, you may not want to read the rest of this paragraph...This is your warning!! To explain the whole sex and hormone thing...2 years ago I started having perimenopausal symptoms...which let me add was not unusual since the ladies in my family tend to go through the change early...since I met CBL I have noticed that ALL of my perimenopausal symptoms are gone.....ALL of them. My periods are regular, my moods are fairly normal, my weight is steady, no more hot flashes...I am now ovulating again and I actually have cramps during ttom...which I haven't had in years!! I truly believe that the reason behind this change in my body is that I am having frequent 'relations'. Who knew?? Obviously, I am not partcipating in a formal study...but the change has been remarkable. Just sharing waaaaaay TMI again!! Do not get me wrong, ladies, I am not advocating having lots more 'relations' with your dear hubbies...just letting you know what happens when you start dating again at this point in your life...LOL!

Okay...off for errands....things are a bit crazy here for me today, but I am hoping to be back this afternoon. I am planning on a date with Eoin....which should loosen me up nicely for CBL's visit this evening...LOL!!!!!



Debra

http://www.picturetrail.com/aschendell

To be a part of this Dance even for a moment is an unfathomably huge gift---Eoin Finn

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Quick Report
Thigh Trimmer (PHH) done, SlowHeavy Frontal Upper done, Just LegX to go... need more food tho!

DEBRA: AKA: Boasting Brat!
:p :p :p :p :p Maybe CBL has a magic penis:eek:
 
Debra....so what you're saying is: if you don't use it, you lose it. I knew someone a number of years ago who was around 40-ish, had been celibate most of her life, and was going through early menopause. She told me it was due to the celibacy, too. She said her body was shutting itself off since it wasn't getting used. Seems to make sense, doesn't it? I'm glad your hormones are balancing out so well. So, now I have to add one more thing to my to-do list, do I? I wonder if Drs. Oz and Mehmet have a chapter on this in their "You: Staying Younger" book, or whatever that's called. It's their new one. Oh, one question, is it enough to merely "do", or does the big-O have to make an appearance, too? I'm asking because a friend wants to know :)

Laurie....Ooooooh, you're sooo close to the end of Round 3! Go Laurie! Go Laurie! I wish you DD lived closer to me; she'd be hired in a second! I'm glad Cami is doing better, and the problem doesn't appear to be an on-going health issue. Here in Edmonton, we're supposed to be able to see the lunar eclipse between 8-9pm. I'm looking forward to seeing it. The next one is supposed to happen Dec 21, 2010. So, let's hope the skies are clear tonight!

Jeanette....OUCH on the bike seat!!! Don't feel stupid about the dvd playing lap top. Remember when I lost power during LB a while back, and got out the portable dvd player to play a movie for the kids?? Yeah, it wasn't until I'd finished the whole workout using the book that I realized I could have put the dvd in the portable player!!! D'oh!!

Wendy....Peru! Wow! That's adventurous. There are so many places in the world I'd like to visit, yet the indigenous spider life terrifies me. My parents should never have let me watch "Tarantullas" when I was a kid.

I'm finally heading down to do LIS as produced. I got such good work done this morning. Inch by inch, life's a cinch.

Cheers,
Sandra
 
TG....I always forget about MIS legs, but it's a good solid, traditional workout, isn't it? I should give that whole workout a whirl some time soon. I never cared for it, but I've come a long way with heavier weight lifting in recent years, so maybe I'll like it better now. You certainly seem to love it :)

Have a great day!
Sandra
 
KenpoX+

All of this hormone regulating talk is killing me:D

If it takes regular "relations" to regulate my hormones, I'm in trouble:p

DS is home sick again today but the oldest went off to school. I hope this nightmare ends soon!

I'll be back in a bit,

Nicole

Bring it!!!
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