I saw an old issue of "Ladies Home Journal" and on the cover were all sorts of headlines for dieting and losing weight.....and then a headline for Paula Dean recipes. In other words, slim down, lose weight, and cook yo'self up some disgusting fatty gross arse recipes. I cannot stand that woman...the Fran Drescher of the south with her self affected nasally y'alls every fifteen seconds. Not even hillbilly Mississippi rednecks with cajun blood say y'all that much...I know....they used to my in laws y'alls. (BTW y'all is actually singular...to refer to a whole group of people y'alls is in order...or y'all's in the possessive).

Anyway, should the frying cheescake in motor oil thing get old on the Food Network Paula would be the perfect weapon for torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. She could cook for them or talk to them, either way they'll end up in agony. I'm not sure how this fits in with the Geneva Conventions and all but it would be an effective tool while the human rights lawyers argue over it in some meaningless court.

That's my snarky commentary for the day